Czech is ...

If you want to know what Czech and other languages are like, read some of the humorous entries on the Essentialist Explanations page. They may not all be accurate but they are mostly funny.
Essentialist Explanations
Czech is essentially Slovak as spoken by a German. --John Cowan Conversely, Slovak is essentially Czech as spoken by a Hungarian. --John Cowan
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It has some funny things indeed, althought others are too steryotyped.

O, Portuguese (from Portugal, Brazilian or wherever) isn´t a bad Spanish =/ And that compariosion that "

Portuguese is nothing more than Spanish as spoken by people who wannabe French.
--Javier de la Rosa" is even worse ^^ Portuguese doesn´t have annoying sounds, neither that very "clever" way to write the words - three vowels for one phonema ^^.

As for Brazilian Portuguese, this one is good "
Brazilian is essentially Spanish spoken by Portuguese hot babes with rhythm.
--Javier de la Rosa" ... But this "
Brazilian is essentially a conlang created by people who wanted to have sex all the time, but still be able to talk about everyday things.
--alleszermalmer" osh... probably this guy didn´t know how to speak Portuguese correctly and failed in wooing a Brazilian lady =/

As for the Czech, I liked those about Czech <-> Slovak related to German <-> Hungarian

=P



 

 

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